{"id":814,"date":"2011-08-02T18:32:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T17:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2011\/not-from-my-cold-dead-hand\/"},"modified":"2014-11-23T07:56:14","modified_gmt":"2014-11-23T06:56:14","slug":"not-from-my-cold-dead-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2011\/not-from-my-cold-dead-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Not from My Cold, Dead Hand&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My regular correspondent Malachy Martin recently posed another of his &#8220;research&#8221; questions:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>What would work look like if you only had an iPad as your computing device?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My first reactions focused on whether my iPad could replace my laptop. Then I had a <em>horrible<\/em> second thought: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hope he doesn&#8217;t mean taking away my phone!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could go back to carrying a separate phone (or bag of 20p pieces), diary, address book, alarm clock, notepad, dictaphone, GPS, map, camera (well, I do do that, but that&#8217;s different), puzzle book, music player&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Yes, the iPad can do all of these, but it&#8217;s just too big to carry around all the time. I&#8217;m certainly not going to strap it to my arm in the gym, or hold it to my ear in public. So let&#8217;s assume I&#8217;m allowed to keep my phone, and focus on my first interpretation of the question. Could the iPad replace my laptop? What couldn&#8217;t I do without the latter? <\/p>\n<p>First, say goodbye to a lot of content creation. The iPad touch keyboard is just too slow and inaccurate for entering large amounts of text. The ZaggMate keyboard which comes combined with a cover for the iPad screen is great, and at least allows you to navigate and select text accurately, but it suffers from some nasty key bounce and the keys are a bit too small for my fingers. Even ignoring physical text entry problems, you&#8217;ve got the challenge that there&#8217;s no truly compatible version of MS Office for the iPad, so creating properly compatible structured Office documents is almost impossible. <\/p>\n<p>The problem is even worse in respect of graphical content. Set aside the fact that I do a lot of image processing on my laptop, which requires both substantial horsepower and a proper PC-level operating system. The iPad just doesn&#8217;t hack it for fine graphical manipulation. I can reliably drive a PC with a mouse to an accuracy of 1-2 pixels (in 1280 on my laptop, and 1600 on my desktop). The iPad is designed for operation with a 1\/2&#8243; paintbrush, and is realistically limited to operations suited to such a tool. <\/p>\n<p>I do a lot of development work, with 2 full scale databases, 2 web servers, various modelling tools, a Java development environment and no fewer than 6 versions of Visual Studio on my laptop, plus a couple of virtualised alternative PC operating systems. That&#8217;s not going to work on my iPad! I could cheat and move to &#8220;thin client&#8221; (Remote Desktop) access to the equivalent running on a server somewhere, but that would function only when I&#8217;m connected (I&#8217;m often not when I want to do such work), and the navigation and text entry limitations of the iPad would drive me bonkers. <\/p>\n<p>Even for general &#8220;office&#8221; work the limitations of iOS would rapidly challenge my sanity and productivity. For example, when I&#8217;m developing complex documents I do a lot of multi-tasking, working across multiple open documents each of which needs to be in a fixed known state under my control. I also make a lot of use of drag &amp; drop and working with multiple windows visible at once. <\/p>\n<p>The other big problem is iOS&#8217; lack of content management separate from the &#8220;apps&#8221;. I manage about 200GB of &#8220;content&#8221; on my laptop: client files, my own documents, photos, technical library, publications etc. This is all synchronized to the big desktop\/server at home, but available offline. The thought of all of this being tangled up with individual applications is just horrific. <\/p>\n<p>So no thank you Malachy, the iPad isn&#8217;t going to replace the laptop or the phone any time soon. Now if someone can come up with a Windows 7\/8 slate with the same performance and capacity as my laptop, and the same battery life as my iPad, and capable of operation with either a finger or a stylus&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My regular correspondent Malachy Martin recently posed another of his &#8220;research&#8221; questions: What would work look like if you only had an iPad as your computing device? My first reactions focused on whether my iPad could replace my laptop. 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