{"id":2213,"date":"2019-03-13T10:02:45","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T09:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2019-03-13T10:07:10","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T09:07:10","slug":"the-jester-and-the-unicorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2019\/the-jester-and-the-unicorn\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jester and The Unicorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fable, sort of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The jester who wanted to be king asked the crowd &#8220;Do you want a purple unicorn?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Almost half the crowd said &#8220;We are happy as we are, and we don&#8217;t believe unicorns exist&#8221;, but slightly more than half said &#8220;Yes please, we&#8217;d love one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The king wanted his people to be happy, so the king&#8217;s men spent three years looking for a purple unicorn. They spent much of the kingdom&#8217;s treasure, and annoyed many of the kingdom&#8217;s friends, constantly asking for unicorns which they did not have, because unicorns don&#8217;t exist. Other realms laughed at the king and his kingdom, and important matters in the kingdom went without attention.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the king&#8217;s men came back and said &#8220;There are no unicorns. We&#8217;ve found a nice horse we can paint purple and glue a fake horn on its nose, will that do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All those who had never believed in unicorns said &#8220;told you so&#8221;. Many of the others said &#8220;OK, we agree&#8221;. But others were angry, blaming those who had never believed in unicorns. Some were so obsessed with the idea of a unicorn that they wanted to shoot all the horses, just so they would not get a horse painted purple with a fake horn glued to its nose.<\/p>\n<p>A wise king could simply have stopped the search, saying &#8220;unicorns do not exist&#8221;. A wise king could have told the crowd &#8220;You may vote again. But just to be clear, unicorns do not exist, so you are voting for a horse painted purple with a fake horn glued to its nose.&#8221; But the foolish king thought that the only important thing was not upsetting those who wanted a unicorn, so the search continues&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fable, sort of&#8230; The jester who wanted to be king asked the crowd &#8220;Do you want a purple unicorn?&#8221; Almost half the crowd said &#8220;We are happy as we are, and we don&#8217;t believe unicorns exist&#8221;, but slightly more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2019\/the-jester-and-the-unicorn\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}