{"id":2042,"date":"2017-11-18T11:42:29","date_gmt":"2017-11-18T10:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2017-11-18T11:42:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-18T10:42:59","slug":"the-hut-of-alleged-towels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2017\/the-hut-of-alleged-towels\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hut of Alleged Towels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Crane Hotel, Barbados has a hut whose purpose is to take in used beach towels, and dispense fresh ones. It has no other purpose. It is staffed during daylight hours by a helpful young chap, but on our recent visit he seemed to rarely, if ever, have any towels to dispense. Now if I was the manager and paying that chap&#8217;s salary, I would make sure enough laundry was being done to provide a reasonable supply, but then I&#8217;m weird&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We took to calling it &quot;The Alleged Towel Hut&quot;, but then decided that was unfair. The hut itself satisfies reasonable standards of proof of its existence. The towels do not. Hence we have decided on a better term. This is now officially &quot;The Hut of Alleged Towels&quot;. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Crane Hotel, Barbados has a hut whose purpose is to take in used beach towels, and dispense fresh ones. It has no other purpose. It is staffed during daylight hours by a helpful young chap, but on our recent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/2017\/the-hut-of-alleged-towels\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,4,2,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}